During trying economic times, Santa has looked to the low wages that animals from his neighbors in the south can provide. All Piper has to do is learn how to make toys and how to fly.
As some people say, today is National Hamburger Day, so Piper enjoys a small appetizer before she hears any news of the end* of the world on her transistor radio.
BatPiper doesn’t even know what a fiscal cliff is, but is prepared to float gently down it with her uncounted billions tucked away safely.
Piper meets her rival digitally on the battlefield that is Park Bench in what some are referring to as the war to end all wars because it only involves cuteness.
While The Walking Dead is taking a break, Piper polishes her targeting skills so she can be ready to save Daryl from the town.
Not wanting to be outdone by her cousins, Piper learns to drive like her heroes the Dukes of Hazzard and ramps over her bench.
In an effort to play the longest game of frisbee, Piper hopes to catch the Voyager 1 disc before it floats beyond our solar system.
Cookie Piper says that cookies are the only food on National Cookie Day, except for those deceptive oatmeal raisin.