To gear up for the Super Bowl, Piper is found enjoying some of her favorite brands (which is totally not an attempt to win the next big commercial contract or score free tickets to the game!).
Piper is glad she doesn’t live in the 1920s and would have to find an oasis in the desert that was America after the 18th Amendment went into effect and prohibition began on this day in 1920.
Piper celebrates Elvis’ 78th birthday by ordering a King-sized portion of his patented peanut butter, bacon, and banana sandwiches.
Piper’s New Year Resolution is to build a time machine because she thinks she would make a great Four’s Company cast member.