Month: August 2014

Piper Plans for the Future


In a few billion years when the Sun blows up, Piper proposes we Bio-Dome the whole planet, strap rockets to it, and explode into space.


Pied Pipers


Piper gets pied (finally) but only to spread the word about this song that is obviously* about her by Ha Ha Tonka called “Pied Pipers”.


*Piper has not read the lyrics, but when has assuming been bad?