Santa and his assistant, Santa Paws, take the pop-up Halloween store approach to Christmas gift-giving this year.
In an unprecedented twist, Miss ClePiper predicts that after a certain segment on the Colbert Report, the final episode will reveal something that was in front of us the whole time.
Nutcracker 1: “I’m sorry, but we aren’t currently accepting applications from your kind. After all, we are the Association of Nutcrackers.”
Piper: Mumbling, “More like the Association.”
Nutcracker 1: “Yes, that’s what I said. The Association.”
Piper: “But, but, I know squirrels.”
Nutcracker 2: “Oh? Go on.”
Piper: “Well, where they are…”
What will happen next? It’s up to you and your friends to make up the rest of this awesome story!