Month: August 2017

Pied Piper (…again?!)

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“Oh, whoops, I almost let my secret out.”

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Total Eclipse of the Bark

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“Post Giamatti, you can move the moon now. I’m over this eclipse – and I’m thinking we can get Truman* in a huge frenzy if we have another one, like, tomorrow. Right everybody? That would just freak him right out!”

 

*We are all Truman. You. Me. Your sister. The people tirelessly producing this thing called life.

Piperchu

piperchu

This is no ordinary Piperchu – this one has evolved into a Piperonabenchu.

Piperloop

pyperloop

Gentlemen, I present to you the fastest, greenest, most efficient human transport system ever: The Piperloop.

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See, by utilizing the collective efforts of our lowest form of life here on Earth VII, we can bring some good back to their continued existence on our beautiful planet AND get cheap, easily replaceable energy to power it.

Jalapeno Pipers

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Things are heating up with this post. So, cool off with this recipe for some Jalapeno Pipers.

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Did I actually make these? No. Because I’m a dog.*