Month: July 2018

Sean Spiper

SeanSpiper

I’ve called this press conference behind this finest faux White House podium that a  bench can make, sold exclusively through ‘The Finest Faux White House Podiums that a Bench Can Make Emporium’ on etsy, to let each and every single, individual one of you know, personally, that, yeah, we all had a good ribbing at my expense, but now, NOW, I say, who’s feeling dumb?

YOU.

And who is looking better and better every day?

That’s right. Me.

Me and George Dubya.

And my announcement? The reason I’ve called this?

We’re going on tour! Everybody else seems to be going on tours, so I am happy to extend invitations to all of you. I don’t know where we’ll go or how we’ll get there, but it’s time.

Thank you.

No questions.

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Pipierre

“Oh? Did you think I came all this way to France to congratulate you?”

Pipierre

“Oh, no, brother! I’m here from the future to say you, yes you, better be ready for 2026, brother! Now cue my theme song!”

Piperbole

Piperbole

“Oh yeah? Well one time I caught a fish…

Shrimper at the North Sea not far from Helgoland (Germany)

Shrimper at the North Sea not far from Helgoland (Germany)

…thiiiiiiiiiis big.”

Piperishable Post

Piperishable

Fellow Americans, Happy Freedom Day! And to all the countries we’ve failed to actually bring freedom to, we’re sorry. This Bud’s on us.