Month: August 2018

Gonzo Pipers

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“We can’t stop here. This is cat country!”

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MonopoPiper

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“Are there any problems with your Corporation-branded goods or appliances? Is there something you would want to watch over Corporate-controlled broadcast airwaves? Is the Corporation factory-farmed food making you sick? I’m from the Corporation, and I’m here to help. Just send any complaints to #comcast customer service. It’s the only department we’ve kept since we successfully took over.”

Piper, Kelly [actress]

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When English writerrier, Clive Barker, sat down to, well, write his most famous movie, Rawhead Rex, he had one actress in particular that he knew would really chew the scene, the world-renowned Kelly Piper.

PaPiper the Rapper

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I don’t have anything clever to say about this game because I never played it. But in keeping with the theme, here’s The Jaggerz’s 1970 hit “The Rapper.”

Pipered In

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One football stadium, which may or may not have previously pipered in crowd noise, has decided to go one step further and pipe in the actual crowd with celebrity cutouts they know people will want pay thousands of dollars to sit beside.