Month: October 2018

Trick’d or treat

Why, who is that under that William Shatner mask…GASP!MichaelShatner

But, wait! OMG it’s Michael Myers underneath that!


There couldn’t possibly be anymore tricks—


Oh, it’s Piper! I guess this is a Piper post after all…but is that really Piper under there?


What kind of Scooby Doo nonsense is this?! Is Old Man Jenkins underneath that!?

Oh, wait, no. This is the end of the post.

So, uh, have a Happy Halloween Remake (2018).






“She’s here.”

Halloween EmPiporium


Are you a Halloween villain or bad guy monster? Well, come on down to the Halloween EmPiporium and pick up what YOU need for the season.

We’ve got a vast selection of drills, chainsaws, machetes, weedeaters, and more. And this month only, make sure you utilize our buy 10 get 1 free deal – you never know when you’ll need a backup!

Pipe’ Tarts with Cheese


Being the worlds traveler that Piper is, she likes to enjoy the local deli-cacies whenever somewhere new. So, now that she made it to Iowa, the first thing on her agenda was to grab a pop tart and cheese sandwich – oversized, of course.