Why, who is that under that William Shatner mask…GASP!
But, wait! OMG it’s Michael Myers underneath that!
There couldn’t possibly be anymore tricks—
Oh, it’s Piper! I guess this is a Piper post after all…but is that really Piper under there?
What kind of Scooby Doo nonsense is this?! Is Old Man Jenkins underneath that!?
Oh, wait, no. This is the end of the post.
So, uh, have a Happy Halloween Remake (2018).