driving

Piperloop

pyperloop

Gentlemen, I present to you the fastest, greenest, most efficient human transport system ever: The Piperloop.

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See, by utilizing the collective efforts of our lowest form of life here on Earth VII, we can bring some good back to their continued existence on our beautiful planet AND get cheap, easily replaceable energy to power it.

Five Hundred and You

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Can’t see the haters in my rear*view.

*side

HitchPiper

HitchPiper

More like Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxie* 500.

 

Or was it this Hitchhiker’s Guide?

DMViper

DMViper DMViper says when you’re on the highway, don’t be a left lane cruiser, listen to Left Lane Cruiser instead!

I’m not leaving all these signs around the road just for decoration!

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EDIT: And another thing! – If you don’t have the room to get across an intersection, maybe just wait until you can make it.