Rowdy Piper


I have come here to chew bubblegum and wrassle. And I’m all out of bubblegum.


Gonzo Pipers

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“We can’t stop here. This is cat country!”



“Are there any problems with your Corporation-branded goods or appliances? Is there something you would want to watch over Corporate-controlled broadcast airwaves? Is the Corporation factory-farmed food making you sick? I’m from the Corporation, and I’m here to help. Just send any complaints to #comcast customer service. It’s the only department we’ve kept since we successfully took over.”

Piper, Kelly [actress]


When English writerrier, Clive Barker, sat down to, well, write his most famous movie, Rawhead Rex, he had one actress in particular that he knew would really chew the scene, the world-renowned Kelly Piper.

PaPiper the Rapper


I don’t have anything clever to say about this game because I never played it. But in keeping with the theme, here’s The Jaggerz’s 1970 hit “The Rapper.”

Pipered In


One football stadium, which may or may not have previously pipered in crowd noise, has decided to go one step further and pipe in the actual crowd with celebrity cutouts they know people will want pay thousands of dollars to sit beside.

Sean Spiper


I’ve called this press conference behind this finest faux White House podium that a  bench can make, sold exclusively through ‘The Finest Faux White House Podiums that a Bench Can Make Emporium’ on etsy, to let each and every single, individual one of you know, personally, that, yeah, we all had a good ribbing at my expense, but now, NOW, I say, who’s feeling dumb?


And who is looking better and better every day?

That’s right. Me.

Me and George Dubya.

And my announcement? The reason I’ve called this?

We’re going on tour! Everybody else seems to be going on tours, so I am happy to extend invitations to all of you. I don’t know where we’ll go or how we’ll get there, but it’s time.

Thank you.

No questions.



“Oh yeah? Well one time I caught a fish…

Shrimper at the North Sea not far from Helgoland (Germany)

Shrimper at the North Sea not far from Helgoland (Germany)

…thiiiiiiiiiis big.”

Piperishable Post


Fellow Americans, Happy Freedom Day! And to all the countries we’ve failed to actually bring freedom to, we’re sorry. This Bud’s on us.