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Stone Temple Pipers

STPipers

See you later, Indie. You can stay here digging through the ruins, struggling to make a living – we’re heading to a major label!

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Peepers

PeepersEaster

Just hangin’ with some peeps in this post-Easter aisle.

Pipyramid Scheme

PipyramidScheme

“Look, it’s really simple. That’s ‘You’ at the top labeled ‘You’ and below that, if you (again ‘You’) just get 10 of your friends to distribute 10 bricks for you, you know, really move that weight, then you’ll be golden. And if they get 10 of their friends, etc. Then, once you’re at the top, you can just sit back and watch the pyramid pile up.”

“Why have you come to Egypt with this? You know we are cat people.”

“Yeah! Were the Mayans busy or something?”

“And anyway, your garb certainly feels like cultural apawpriation.”

 

One Eyed One Horned Flying Piper People Eater

Pipurple

“Hello, brother. The council made me aware that you might be housing some human-children, the snack size of the species if you will. But darn it, harboring them for yourself is not part of our prime directive. Dinner’s not for a couple of hours, my in-laws are in town, and they’re getting hungry for some appetizers!”

Scottie Pippern

The world looked on as the self-anointed King stumbles and falters at every step, struggling to stay relevant…

1-Lebron

…a former king himself, St. Vincent of Slaminus Dunkindonuts, emerged from his depths in the far reaches to travel back in order to reestablish his dominance.

2-Vince

While in a distant land, a former aide to the one true king, also attempts to make a comeback…

3-Scottie

Piperatops

Piperatops

A little Monday Morning Motivation here on Wednesday for ya.

the BradyPiper Bunch

bradypiper-bunch

Here’s the blog post
Of a mustached lady
Who was photoshopped with three very homely girls
All of them had hair of gold
Just like the other
The wooden one in curls

It’s the story
Of a group of Bradys
Who were doing what Bradys like to do
They were three men (and a cereal logo)
In separate boxes
One waiting for the Game

‘Til the one day when this doggy met this fellow
And they knew that it was much more than a hunch
That this group must somehow form a blog post
That’s the way we all became the Brady Piper bunch

The Brady Piper bunch, the Brady Piper bunch
That’s the way we became the Brady Piper bunch