Stone Temple Pipers


See you later, Indie. You can stay here digging through the ruins, struggling to make a living – we’re heading to a major label!


Pipyramid Scheme


“Look, it’s really simple. That’s ‘You’ at the top labeled ‘You’ and below that, if you (again ‘You’) just get 10 of your friends to distribute 10 bricks for you, you know, really move that weight, then you’ll be golden. And if they get 10 of their friends, etc. Then, once you’re at the top, you can just sit back and watch the pyramid pile up.”

“Why have you come to Egypt with this? You know we are cat people.”

“Yeah! Were the Mayans busy or something?”

“And anyway, your garb certainly feels like cultural apawpriation.”


Scottie Pippern

The world looked on as the self-anointed King stumbles and falters at every step, struggling to stay relevant…


…a former king himself, St. Vincent of Slaminus Dunkindonuts, emerged from his depths in the far reaches to travel back in order to reestablish his dominance.


While in a distant land, a former aide to the one true king, also attempts to make a comeback…


the BradyPiper Bunch


Here’s the blog post
Of a mustached lady
Who was photoshopped with three very homely girls
All of them had hair of gold
Just like the other
The wooden one in curls

It’s the story
Of a group of Bradys
Who were doing what Bradys like to do
They were three men (and a cereal logo)
In separate boxes
One waiting for the Game

‘Til the one day when this doggy met this fellow
And they knew that it was much more than a hunch
That this group must somehow form a blog post
That’s the way we all became the Brady Piper bunch

The Brady Piper bunch, the Brady Piper bunch
That’s the way we became the Brady Piper bunch


Trick’d or treat

Why, who is that under that William Shatner mask…GASP!MichaelShatner

But, wait! OMG it’s Michael Myers underneath that!


There couldn’t possibly be anymore tricks—


Oh, it’s Piper! I guess this is a Piper post after all…but is that really Piper under there?


What kind of Scooby Doo nonsense is this?! Is Old Man Jenkins underneath that!?

Oh, wait, no. This is the end of the post.

So, uh, have a Happy Halloween Remake (2018).



Rowdy Piper


I have come here to chew bubblegum and wrassle. And I’m all out of bubblegum.

Gonzo Pipers

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“We can’t stop here. This is cat country!”

Piper, Kelly [actress]


When English writerrier, Clive Barker, sat down to, well, write his most famous movie, Rawhead Rex, he had one actress in particular that he knew would really chew the scene, the world-renowned Kelly Piper.