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Piperglyphics

Piperglyphics

Graffiti’d long ago, buried for a long time after in a random pharaoh’s tomb, recently discovered inside that one ancient pipyramid, and only deciphered even more recently, it seems the message they were trying to tell is so clear, so relevant.

Kiper Belt

KiperBelt

In an effort to get ahead of the next big thing in store this year, Piper decides to dazzle and distract the aliens (because it’s definitely going to be aliens) by getting a big shiny freedom belt buckle for her star-debris-filled Kuiper Belt.

Piper King

PiperKing

Being the king of the jungle is one thing. Being the king of kings, however, has never gotten anyone in trouble.

Once a Piper Time in Hollyweird

“Once upon a time we had freedoms…freedoms to travel places and say stuff.”OnceAPiper2

“I’m board. Let’s drive.”

OnceAPiper3

OnceAPiper4

“It was fun talking over here. Want to try a new place?”

OnceAPiper3A

OnceAPiper1

“It’s been about 4 hours – I think we’ve talked long enough. Let’s take this time to ride off into the sunset.”

OnceAPiper3

FIN.

Pipandemic

Pipandemic

“It’s like 10,000 pots when all you need is a pan.”

BowPiesper

And here we have some very beautiful, very classy, very Piper, very everyday, elegant, formal: I mean honestly the adjectives just flow with these pieces – the adverbs, not so much.

But I digress.

BowPipers

These bow ties are the perfect compliment AND complement to just about any occasion.

BowPipersPost

And honestly, the Piper and Bench in gunmetal grey with the silver bullet highlights. Just delightful. And don’t think that just because this Piper-only beauty is called Ladies Night Pink that it’s for the ladies ONLY.

These things are hot-hot-hot, so get yours while they still are! We’ve made so much green, we’re having to DRINK it!

 

Pipyramid Scheme

PipyramidScheme

“Look, it’s really simple. That’s ‘You’ at the top labeled ‘You’ and below that, if you (again ‘You’) just get 10 of your friends to distribute 10 bricks for you, you know, really move that weight, then you’ll be golden. And if they get 10 of their friends, etc. Then, once you’re at the top, you can just sit back and watch the pyramid pile up.”

“Why have you come to Egypt with this? You know we are cat people.”

“Yeah! Were the Mayans busy or something?”

“And anyway, your garb certainly feels like cultural apawpriation.”

 

One Eyed One Horned Flying Piper People Eater

Pipurple

“Hello, brother. The council made me aware that you might be housing some human-children, the snack size of the species if you will. But darn it, harboring them for yourself is not part of our prime directive. Dinner’s not for a couple of hours, my in-laws are in town, and they’re getting hungry for some appetizers!”