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Pipermon, a trading card game

ChewieGenXMillennTiePipe

Give me your paper for this paper.

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Tuesday Morning Piperback

Jim Harbaugh

Piper is ready to come off the Bench and dig the team out of this hole.

Notable stats:

Interceptions: 0

Fumbles: 0

Points given to the other team: 0

Sacked: 0 times

Enjoys an ice cold milk with a juicy steak

 

Pipresidents of the United States of America

PiOTUSA

Welcome! And thank you! We are the Pipresidents of the United States of America! Not to be confused with the Presidents of the United States of America!

On vocals, we’ve got Tddy Rose and Ronald Ragin’ Against the Machine! On electric guitar, Abraham Linkin and Thomas Jefferson Airplane!

On acoustic, James K. Folk! George Washingboard taking care of the washing board with Alexander Jamilton jammin’ out for us at DJ!

And drumming up a storm, I’m Neil Pipeart on a subdued drum kit. On this Thanksgiving week show, we just want to say thanks for coming out! And…

Are y’all ready to ROCK?!

HitchPiper’s Guide to the Galaxy

HitchPiper

For all the brave explorers: As far as traversing the Milky Way, make sure you wait for a ship at a bus stop with frequent traffic.

A Real Night Mare

NightMare

Hidey-ho, neighbor. No need to be frightened: this Night Mare on Elm Street just wants some candy.

CheaPiper Halloween Mask

For those price conscious fans*, don’t trust the Piper and Bench masks at the store. Simply print out whichever one you want to be and cut along the dotted lines. …

And add some type of string to attach it to your head.mask1

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VamPipre

VamPipre

VamPipre says, “You catch more flies with a steak for the heart instead of a stake…for the heart.”

Shady Piper

PiperShade

Throwing shade is cool…

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If you’re like a tree or an awning or something.

TemPipery Tattoo

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For all the real Piper fans, WE have an exciting offer to tell YOU about!

Life Hack: Piper Style #getonourlevel Sale!

Simply save the image posted above of Piper on bench to your computer, then open it up in whatever photo viewing software that may be enabled on your specific computing system device (usually, you can just double click on the .jpg [or .png] file that you have saved to your computer’s local hard drive, and it will open up your default photo viewing software*), and finally print out your very own TEMPORARY PIPER TATTOOS at NO** cost to you!