Life of Piper

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“Gee, it sure is easy to feel safe on a boat with a tiger when the tiger can easily be taken out via After Effects,” monologues Piper.

National Pippery Day

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Since National Puppy Day falls on a (throwback*) Thursday, I dug up some old polaroids of Bench and Piper as younglings.

Piper Warhol

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Pipersaurus Rex

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This Thursday, we throwBack to the Future for the next cross promotion of Windows 12 and Jurassic World 2.

Pieper in the Sky

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The Apple Pieper doesn’t fall far from the tree – even at 12,000 feet.

WallPiper

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Unfortunately, there is no joke here, just a radical wallpaper that you can use on all of your Windows XP machines. #ChristmasCameEarly

PipEarthquake: A Shake Shack origin story

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Well, I’ve got this land on a fault line in Madison Square Park, a few burgers, and all of this barnwood. What can I do…

 

Piper went on to start Shake Shack (originally as a hot dog vendor because, of course) that summer before forgetting about all of her friends that she grew up with and went on that crazy adventure with all those years ago and is now being summed up at the end of this post like all of you readers are going to get what’s going on.

Laying some Pipe(r)

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Once Jack determined that the “Glory Hole” wasn’t going to have enough gold to sustain the dig, Piper stepped in with a new business proposition: laying some pipe to help bring Alaska into the 20th century.