Bench

Blow Popper

BlowPiper

Who knew that blowing up is so hard to do – well, besides those Macy’s-branded Thanksgiving paraders…

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Grumpiper Old Men

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These old dogs are all bark and no bite…okay a little bit of bite.

Tuesday Morning Piperback

Jim Harbaugh

Piper is ready to come off the Bench and dig the team out of this hole.

Notable stats:

Interceptions: 0

Fumbles: 0

Points given to the other team: 0

Sacked: 0 times

Enjoys an ice cold milk with a juicy steak

 

HitchPiper’s Guide to the Galaxy

HitchPiper

For all the brave explorers: As far as traversing the Milky Way, make sure you wait for a ship at a bus stop with frequent traffic.

A Real Night Mare

NightMare

Hidey-ho, neighbor. No need to be frightened: this Night Mare on Elm Street just wants some candy.

CheaPiper Halloween Mask

For those price conscious fans*, don’t trust the Piper and Bench masks at the store. Simply print out whichever one you want to be and cut along the dotted lines. …

And add some type of string to attach it to your head.mask1

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VamPipre

VamPipre

VamPipre says, “You catch more flies with a steak for the heart instead of a stake…for the heart.”

Shady Piper

PiperShade

Throwing shade is cool…

ShadePiper2

If you’re like a tree or an awning or something.

TemPipery Tattoo

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For all the real Piper fans, WE have an exciting offer to tell YOU about!

Life Hack: Piper Style #getonourlevel Sale!

Simply save the image posted above of Piper on bench to your computer, then open it up in whatever photo viewing software that may be enabled on your specific computing system device (usually, you can just double click on the .jpg [or .png] file that you have saved to your computer’s local hard drive, and it will open up your default photo viewing software*), and finally print out your very own TEMPORARY PIPER TATTOOS at NO** cost to you!