Bench

Piperchu

piperchu

This is no ordinary Piperchu – this one has evolved into a Piperonabenchu.

Piperloop

pyperloop

Gentlemen, I present to you the fastest, greenest, most efficient human transport system ever: The Piperloop.

pyperloop2

See, by utilizing the collective efforts of our lowest form of life here on Earth VII, we can bring some good back to their continued existence on our beautiful planet AND get cheap, easily replaceable energy to power it.

Jalapeno Pipers

JalapenoPiper

Things are heating up with this post. So, cool off with this recipe for some Jalapeno Pipers.

jalapeno

Did I actually make these? No. Because I’m a dog.*

HitchPiper

HitchPiper

More like Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxie* 500.

 

Or was it this Hitchhiker’s Guide?

rePipairman

RePipairman

Have a seat and you can see
the problems that you are having with your A/C machine

– the reason your room feels like a hundred degrees –
– the why that concludes with you not feeling a breeze –

is because your A/C unit can’t condition the air
when it’s sitting in a chair

and when it’s not plugged in,
it’s no more useful than sunburned skin.

Warby Barker

Barker

Because have you ever seen a dog (or a bench for that matter) pass a vision test?

You’re Barking up the Wrong Tree

Beautiful Forest

The cat is clearly in the other one!

Piperror

Piperror

Sun. Surf. AmPiperSand.

AmPipersand

Even though it has been forecast to rain every day for the past 6 weeks, summer is a state of mind anyway.

DMViper

DMViper DMViper says when you’re on the highway, don’t be a left lane cruiser, listen to Left Lane Cruiser instead!

I’m not leaving all these signs around the road just for decoration!

traffic_signs

EDIT: And another thing! – If you don’t have the room to get across an intersection, maybe just wait until you can make it.