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Warby Barker

Barker

Because have you ever seen a dog (or a bench for that matter) pass a vision test?

Poper

Poper

Since the Vatican’s announcement, Piper, a dog of the people, wonders why there hasn’t been an American pope and has started her campaign for the prestigious position.

Who else could you count on to continue the months long tradition of tweeting as Pope and  to start a zombie-language apocalypse using Latin?