dogs

Tail of the Tape

tailofthetape

Fighting…out of the blue corner…standing at approximately two feet eight inches, Mad Dog Piiiperrr. Aaand her opponent fighting out of the red corner, in the first ever flora versus fauna extraaavaganza, standing five feet eleven inches, Mighty Oak Beeennnch.

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Blow Popper

BlowPiper

Who knew that blowing up is so hard to do – well, besides those Macy’s-branded Thanksgiving paraders…

In-bench-tion

Inbenchtion

This robot dog invention will totally and completely replace the love and affection you get from a real dog!

pome-gra-nate

Pipergranite

/ˈpäm(ə)ˌɡranət/ –

noun

  1. an orange-sized fruit with a tough reddish outer skin and sweet red gelatinous flesh containing many seeds.
  2. the tree that bears the pomegranate, which is native to North Africa and western Asia and has long been cultivated.
  3. a stone statue of the interior side of a hand.

 

It’s beginning to look a lot like Piper

PiperXmas

Tuesday Morning Piperback

Jim Harbaugh

Piper is ready to come off the Bench and dig the team out of this hole.

Notable stats:

Interceptions: 0

Fumbles: 0

Points given to the other team: 0

Sacked: 0 times

Enjoys an ice cold milk with a juicy steak

 

Pipresidents of the United States of America

PiOTUSA

Welcome! And thank you! We are the Pipresidents of the United States of America! Not to be confused with the Presidents of the United States of America!

On vocals, we’ve got Tddy Rose and Ronald Ragin’ Against the Machine! On electric guitar, Abraham Linkin and Thomas Jefferson Airplane!

On acoustic, James K. Folk! George Washingboard taking care of the washing board with Alexander Jamilton jammin’ out for us at DJ!

And drumming up a storm, I’m Neil Pipeart on a subdued drum kit. On this Thanksgiving week show, we just want to say thanks for coming out! And…

Are y’all ready to ROCK?!

HitchPiper’s Guide to the Galaxy

HitchPiper

For all the brave explorers: As far as traversing the Milky Way, make sure you wait for a ship at a bus stop with frequent traffic.