Trainer: “Piper, you’re doing some great training in you-are those the new Crike Trainers sold exclusively at Barkers of Northallerton for the low price of just a few pounds (or is that stones?) and a handful of farthings?”
Piper: “Yes.”
V/O: “Pop on in to Barkers of Northallerton, and you too can train to be as excellent as the biggest star on the planet, Piper.”
