Piper

Commissioner Paiper

Paiper

As your Federal Communications Commission Commissioner, and totally real human you guys, I just want to announce that this website you are currently viewing will never EVER* sell out to a higher media company that will change the content in any way that would delegitimize the truth that we represent.

Signed,

A. Paiper

A. Paiper is a subsidiary of Verizon Communications, LLC., Sinclair Broadcasting Inc., and sweet, delicious Reese’s peanut butter cups – what a great thing to eat any time.

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Apiper’s Fools Followup

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Apiper’s Fools

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“Hey, gang, let’s see who’s really behind this ‘bradypiper.wordpress.com (tell your friends!)’!” exclaimed Fred.

“GASP!” exclaimed the group.

“Jenkies! It’s Tom from Myspace!” exclaimed Velma.

“And I’m here to tell you YOU’VE been the fools to leave Myspace for Facebook! I just wanted to be everyone’s friend!” exclaimed Tom.

“Like, zoinks, man!” exclaimed Shaggy.

SuperPiper

The Avengers - 2012

Nick Furiosa stands before her gathered team.

Nick Furiosa: “Team. I have mother%$*&in’ gathered you here today because you are the mother%$*&in’ best.”

Deadpiper: “Oooooo. She said a naughty word, eh.”

Nick Furiosa: “And we have this war coming up where I will need the mother%$*&in’ best.”

Spiperman: “Radical, dudes. I’m just so happy to be a part and to learn from some real heroes.”

Piper Potts: “But I’m not a superhero.”

Nick Furiosa: “But you are…super.”

Deadpiper: “Super#@!**%.”

Piper Quill to Piper Potts: “You like Huey Lewis and the News?”

Nick Furiosa: “Anyway, something something water. Let’s go team.”

 

St. Piperk’s Day

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“Woah, Piperk, wake up, man. The holiday is over – you gotta get up and go to work!” said Leprechaun #1.

Leprechaun #2 followed up, “Yeah, and we’ll make sure these don’t go to waste.”

Leprechaun #1 chuckles, “Heh-heh, waste.”

Must be bad Pipe(r)s, We Sprang a Leak!

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“Great Scott, Pipe-y, look at that date. We appear to have sprung too far forward!” exclaimed Bloc Brown. “And where did this robot come from?”

Candy Piper

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“Excuse me, sir, but this was not the job I was trained at a respectable institution for.”

Piper

Piper

“Look, lady, I just install the pipes. That’s what my ‘P’ stands for: Piper. You’re going to need to call a plumber. Actually, I think there are some brothers running a racket you can try.”

Tail of the Tape

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Fighting…out of the blue corner…standing at approximately two feet eight inches, Mad Dog Piiiperrr. Aaand her opponent fighting out of the red corner, in the first ever flora versus fauna extraaavaganza, standing five feet eleven inches, Mighty Oak Beeennnch.