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A little Monday Morning Motivation here on Wednesday for ya.

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the BradyPiper Bunch

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Here’s the blog post
Of a mustached lady
Who was photoshopped with three very homely girls
All of them had hair of gold
Just like the other
The wooden one in curls

It’s the story
Of a group of Bradys
Who were doing what Bradys like to do
They were three men (and a cereal logo)
In separate boxes
One waiting for the Game

‘Til the one day when this doggy met this fellow
And they knew that it was much more than a hunch
That this group must somehow form a blog post
That’s the way we all became the Brady Piper bunch

The Brady Piper bunch, the Brady Piper bunch
That’s the way we became the Brady Piper bunch

 

Mr. Piper’s Penguins

No. No. No.

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I’m trying to teach you the Fortnite dance – not the Fork-Knife dance.

Oh, you wacky penguins, how you ever did change my life!

Piperorities

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For you elected me when I was but a humble boy*, and I told you I would look out for you, my fellow people.GOP Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney Campaigns In Michigan

But now I am a humble politician, so I will only look out for my fellow politicians.

*dog on a bench

Trick’d or treat

Why, who is that under that William Shatner mask…GASP!MichaelShatner

But, wait! OMG it’s Michael Myers underneath that!

MichaelMyers

There couldn’t possibly be anymore tricks—

PiperMyers

Oh, it’s Piper! I guess this is a Piper post after all…but is that really Piper under there?

BenchalMyers

What kind of Scooby Doo nonsense is this?! Is Old Man Jenkins underneath that!?

Oh, wait, no. This is the end of the post.

So, uh, have a Happy Halloween Remake (2018).

 

 

Halloween EmPiporium

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Are you a Halloween villain or bad guy monster? Well, come on down to the Halloween EmPiporium and pick up what YOU need for the season.

We’ve got a vast selection of drills, chainsaws, machetes, weedeaters, and more. And this month only, make sure you utilize our buy 10 get 1 free deal – you never know when you’ll need a backup!

Pipe’ Tarts with Cheese

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Being the worlds traveler that Piper is, she likes to enjoy the local deli-cacies whenever somewhere new. So, now that she made it to Iowa, the first thing on her agenda was to grab a pop tart and cheese sandwich – oversized, of course.

Rowdy Piper

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I have come here to chew bubblegum and wrassle. And I’m all out of bubblegum.