Five Hundred and You

Can’t see the haters in my rear*view.

*side

HitchPiper

More like Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxie* 500.

 

Or was it this Hitchhiker’s Guide?

rePipairman

Have a seat and you can see
the problems that you are having with your A/C machine

– the reason your room feels like a hundred degrees –
– the why that concludes with you not feeling a breeze –

is because your A/C unit can’t condition the air
when it’s sitting in a chair

and when it’s not plugged in,
it’s no more useful than sunburned skin.