More like Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxie* 500.


Or was it this Hitchhiker’s Guide?



Have a seat and you can see
the problems that you are having with your A/C machine

– the reason your room feels like a hundred degrees –
– the why that concludes with you not feeling a breeze –

is because your A/C unit can’t condition the air
when it’s sitting in a chair

and when it’s not plugged in,
it’s no more useful than sunburned skin.

Warby Barker


Because have you ever seen a dog (or a bench for that matter) pass a vision test?

You’re Barking up the Wrong Tree

Beautiful Forest

The cat is clearly in the other one!



Sun. Surf. AmPiperSand.


Even though it has been forecast to rain every day for the past 6 weeks, summer is a state of mind anyway.

Bark of the Covenant


Indiana Bones says, “Wouldn’t this be easier if we had somewhere to set this down?”


DMViper DMViper says when you’re on the highway, don’t be a left lane cruiser, listen to Left Lane Cruiser instead!

I’m not leaving all these signs around the road just for decoration!


EDIT: And another thing! – If you don’t have the room to get across an intersection, maybe just wait until you can make it.



Piper asks, because it’s Quince de Mayo, why we can’t celebrate all the days of May with tacos and margaritas?


Piperro Worldwide

In light of this moment of international diplomacy, let us all join paws, and, I dunno, do something pawsitive.

The Piperture is Rising


All the way up to the-wait-this- this is just like that time it snowed on Mother’s Day