More like Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxie* 500.
Or was it this Hitchhiker’s Guide?
Have a seat and you can see
the problems that you are having with your A/C machine
– the reason your room feels like a hundred degrees –
– the why that concludes with you not feeling a breeze –
is because your A/C unit can’t condition the air
when it’s sitting in a chair
and when it’s not plugged in,
it’s no more useful than sunburned skin.
Because have you ever seen a dog (or a bench for that matter) pass a vision test?
The cat is clearly in the other one!
Even though it has been forecast to rain every day for the past 6 weeks, summer is a state of mind anyway.
Indiana Bones says, “Wouldn’t this be easier if we had somewhere to set this down?”
Piper asks, because it’s Quince de Mayo, why we can’t celebrate all the days of May with tacos and margaritas?
In light of this moment of international diplomacy, let us all join paws, and, I dunno, do something pawsitive.
All the way up to the-wait-this- this is just like that time it snowed on Mother’s Day…