Piperazzi

Piperazzi

Just in time for two (or more*) days after the Emmys, Piper is offering a special “Red Carpet – Paparazzi Special” to anybody with enough cash** and enough gusto to think they can make it in Hollywood.

Pull up in style in this fancy Rolls Royce limousine. Meet Hollywood legends like James Bond. This package has it all.

Just come on down to Piper’s-Razzi located just off the interstate in beautiful Hollywood, Florida and tell ’em Piper sent ya.

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Curlew SandPiper Air

CurlewSandPiper

The SandPiper Air crew gets nervous when the new sheriff, Curlew SandPiper Air, flies into town with papers regarding trademarks and animal rights and even copyrights.*

Pied Piper (…again?!)

piedpiper

“Oh, whoops, I almost let my secret out.”

Total Eclipse of the Bark

totalpiperclipse

“Post Giamatti, you can move the moon now. I’m over this eclipse – and I’m thinking we can get Truman* in a huge frenzy if we have another one, like, tomorrow. Right everybody? That would just freak him right out!”

 

*We are all Truman. You. Me. Your sister. The people tirelessly producing this thing called life.

Piperchu

piperchu

This is no ordinary Piperchu – this one has evolved into a Piperonabenchu.

Piperloop

pyperloop

Gentlemen, I present to you the fastest, greenest, most efficient human transport system ever: The Piperloop.

pyperloop2

See, by utilizing the collective efforts of our lowest form of life here on Earth VII, we can bring some good back to their continued existence on our beautiful planet AND get cheap, easily replaceable energy to power it.

Jalapeno Pipers

JalapenoPiper

Things are heating up with this post. So, cool off with this recipe for some Jalapeno Pipers.

jalapeno

Did I actually make these? No. Because I’m a dog.*

Five Hundred and You

500andyou

Can’t see the haters in my rear*view.

*side

HitchPiper

HitchPiper

More like Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxie* 500.

 

Or was it this Hitchhiker’s Guide?