Coyote Ugly; Piper Pretty

Piper turns to her friends, the ugly Coyote, Lil Cammie, Tyra Barks, and Brigitte the Bulldog, “Pardon, did my Hair-O’-Fawcett get in any of your faces?”

Piper Offers Some Biting Commentary

Sure, what dog doesn’t love gnawing on a bone? Or the anguished sounds of captured prey as mimicked during a good squeak-toy-chew-sesh?

I also enjoy the occasional bout of tug-of-war strength conditioning when my human pulls on one end of the knotted rope. And boy, oh, boy, what kind of cow do those Italians use to make their shoes!

Even the cat, though hairy and swift, provides satisfaction I can really sink my teeth into.

But. My favorite thing to nibble (besides kibble)…

…has to be human fingers. The way they wiggle about. How they dangle and curl. The salty deliciousness. Plus, it brings up all the nostalgias from my teething puppy days.

Pimple Piper, the Puppy Years

Flipping through this old yearbook, when wouldn’t you know who got a senior page…

UpPiper Down

“And in Season 5, the only one who can “tri” to save you from me is your old friend Barb.”

“But…Poppa Piper…”

“What is it, Eleven.0?”

“No spoilers.”

Piper Drives Angry

“And when they ask you how you got all that blood on your face, what do you say?”

“…”

“Good.”

300 vs the Pipersians

As Piperxes makes an initial appearance on the battlefield, King Lionidas rejects the madness of this, the 300th post, saying, “This IS…not sPiperta!!! You must’ve taken a wrong turn in Albuquerque.”

“That must be it. Let’s turn this convoy around, boys.”

And that’s how 300 turned away a massive invasion.

Myth? Or Busted?

Apiper Showers

Apiper Fools*!

*Apiper Fools is a wholly owned subsidiary of bradypiper and is no in no way affiliated with April Fools’ Day nor does it take place on April 1 like the aforementioned April Fools’ Day.

For more information, just make it up like I did!

Ew Piper

“JuPiper, you just listen here. I know you think I have enough problems of my own, and, oh, ‘who is Earth to tell me’. Well, let me slow your gra-vi-ta-tion-al pull there. We may have the biggest people, but you are the one taking up all this space…out here in space. Honey, my man Galileo spotted you – back in 1610 – when we didn’t even have technology! And just look how much you’re hoarding! Does any planet really need 79 moons? And all these asteroids. Look, Uranus, you gotta get me outta here before I say something I’m gonna regret.”

The Adventures of Pipe & Pipe

And, Pipetunia, by simply putting on this album, you too can make a post completely devoid of content yet brimmed with nostalgia. It’s the Wellsville way.